Funny Chinese Rap Song at the End of Silicon Valley

Other than Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen, Lex Luthor and the Maiden of Might Kara Danvers, here are some other characters I hope would cameo or be the subject of a special episode sometime - Pete Ross, Totally-a-regular-girl Lori Lemaris, Superman's #1 Fan Bibbo Bibbowski.

Paul Kara Ross - Empty (2014) 🌀🌾

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Empty: Meditations on Phi, Anasazi, and Shakuhachi Flutes is an album of instrumental music by Paul Kara Ross released in 2014. It features work on a variety of instruments, including the Phi, or "Golden Ratio Flute".

Kara Ross is a Seattle area multi-instrumentalist specializing in Native American, Celtic and New Age music. Paul currently plays Native American, Pueblo (Anasazi and Mojave), Xiao and Shakuhachi flutes, Irish uilleann pipes and whistles, bouzouki, mandolin, classical guitar, and several types of electric basses as solo instruments. Paul had the honor of playing the first Phi Zeta flute ever created, an instrument designed from the Fibonacci Spiral or Golden Ratio Equation.

Artist Website:

PaulKaraRoss.com

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Genres: Native American, New Age, Meditation

Released: 2014

Love Note: Recently become interested in flutes, as the simple column of air and singular construction of pieces like the shakuhachi lead to easy production and interesting, timeless sounds. These are human sounds and have been made for thousands of years. Paul Kara Ross follows in that tradition.

The Big Boi Meta™

After some of my shit-posting of late (Joselu, Loch Ness Drogba, Bronze Gauseth Beatdowns) I've been getting a heap of messages asking just how to utilise the big bois up top. So… here's some handy tips on how to forget the meta and use these dinosaurs.

Basic tips:

1. They're not Neymar. Don't dribble with them, basically ever. Maybe if it's Arnautovic, or WW Ibra (refer to list of strikers at the end of this post) you can get away with it, but in general just don't do it. If they're in a position to shoot, just full send it. If they're not, play the safest pass possible as soon as they get it (preferably in the direction they're facing), and continue your build up play. It's also good to do L1+X passes with them if they're far from goal, to make sure they run into the box for the potential cross.
2. They're not Neymar. No seriously. Don't skill with them. No ball rolls. No spins. None of them can do elasticos (except Ibra, but most of us plebs can't afford WW Ibra). Shoot, pass, head the ball through the back of the net, move on. You have to treat them as though they are invalids, totally incapable of doing anything with the ball other than shoot, and stick to that.
3. Headers are full manual - Where you aim is pretty much exactly where it goes (give or take a little discrepancy for your players Header Accuracy stat). Once you score a few, you'll understand where to aim in certain situations. Requires a little practice and a some trial and error, but once it clicks for you'll get it. You need to slightly pre-empt where you think you're going to make contact with the header, and what the angle to goal looks like, and aim early. Don't over do it with the power either, the sweet spot is usually about 2 bars of power.
4. Balanced instructions - Set them to stay forward, everything else balanced. No get in behind, because we don't want them aimlessly bombing forward all the time. No target man, as that makes them do dumb shit. Just balanced.

What to look for in a big boi:

The bigger the better. Anyone o

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

What is a a bisexual person doing when they're not dating anybody?

They're on standbi

Where are they now? (Updated for 2021 - seasons 1-15)

We had one three years ago so here's an updated list of what every past contestant is doing now! I'll be updating this as time goes on, so let me know if you hear of any updates regarding anybody.

Not included - Under the Gunn and international All Stars.

Everybody from S16-present is still designing, so I'll include a list of links to their work in a reply.

Italics = activities unknown, but assumed to be no longer in the fashion industry.

Jay McCarroll - teacher. What might have been...

Kara Saun - very successful costume designer including Disney's 'Descendents'.

Wendy Pepper - deceased

Austin Scarlett - achieved success after the show, but has since retired.

Robert Plotkin - active on Instagram but only shares family photos. Was a businessman at one point.

Kevin Johnn - still designing

Alexandra Vidal - still designing some really lovely pieces.

Nora Caliguri - creative director of a label which designs clothes for Costco and Target, having previously been creative director for Kendall and Kylie Jenner's line.

Vanessa Riley - children's entertainer and still lists herself as a designer in her social media bios.

Starr Ilzhoefer - inactive. Returned to working in real estate and was involved in a mortgage fraud scam on 2018.

Mario Cadenas - still designing his own line.

Daniel Franco - owns a film production company and apparently also a private chapel (!), but who the fuck knows with Daniel. I feel like he's either living an absolutely blessed life none of us can comprehend, or he's in prison.

Chloe Dao - still designing her own line.

Daniel Vosovic - still designing and runs a one-stop-shop business called The Kit.

Santino - Santino

Kara Janx - still designing, and runs a strange website with everything from fashion to badly-written gardening listicles and life hacks for parents.

Nick Verreos - still teaching and has a successful Youtube channel offering advice to new designers. Also a consulting producer for the show.

Andrae Gonzalo - CEO of Red Lobster

Zulema Griffin - production and costume designer

Emmett Mccarthy - business consultant for the label he founded after the show

Diana Eng - d

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Geddit? No? Only me?

I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

E or ß?

What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

2022 Football Recruiting Class

With the buzz around Norvell and his new recruiting class I thought I would make a thread to keep it updated. Sites like 247 have none of his new commits and still actually have Addazio listed as head coach. People can drop commits in the comments and I will try and update it as I go!

High School Commits

Ky Oday Jr 3* WR Cherry Creek, CO

Aaron Karas 2* OT Arvada, CO

Jareb Ramos * DL Littleton, CO

Travis Bates * DL Tomball, TX

Louis Brown 3* WR Inglewood, CA

Corey Lambert Jr 3* S New Orleans, LA

Brady Radz * LS Cherry Creek, CO

Trey Balsbaugh * P Las Vegas, NV

Justus Ross-Simmons 3* WR Inglewood, CA

Brayden Fowler-Nicolosi 3* QB Aledo, TX

Cooper Walton * LB Johnstown, CO

Bryce Johnson * S Parker, CO

Marshon Oxley 3* LB Inglewood, CA

Jordan Williams * WR St. Paul, MN

Aubrey Scott 3* OL Lawndale, CA

Brannen Mannix 3* S Coffeyville, TX

Logan Flinta * WR Aledo, TX

Jackson Stratton 3* QB La Jolla, CA

Mekhi Fox 3* WR Pasadena, CA

Transfers

Dante Bivens OT Tulsa

Dontae Keys II OL FIU

Trevyn Heil OL Nevada

[Brycen Heil OL Northern Colorado](https://uncbears.com/sports/football

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Pun intended.

No spoilers

Covid problems

These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

Spi__

I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

The Ancient Romans II

I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

School Was Clothed

Naan-negotiable

Letting loose with these puns

Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

Couch potato

All dad jokes are bad and here's why

Why

Baka!

concrete 🗿

My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It's pronounced "Noel."

Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

That's Michelle

Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

is Isn't

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